Motorola OVU8?
November 1st, 2006 | by Roonil Wazlib |
Those rascals at DoCoMo are at it again! The hugely popular Japanese wireless conglomerate is selling a new cell phone which lets a woman know each month when she’s most fertile.
A user enters data re: menstruation dates, and the phone sends alerts three days before ovulation begins and again on the day. No word if the alert is the sound of a ticking clock.
The phone also boasts a recipe database (oh, that’s nice and sexist) and a wee button on the side that triggers a “camouflage melody” for the user to make believe they just got a call, no doubt to shrug off the loser who just recognized her ovu-phone and sauntered over to utter this opening line: “Mind if I plant my seed in your womanly dirt?”